Tony's Week Phony Winner is...

"Nascar Race is the Place to Be," but as the cars zip through Nascarnia each year, they bring a wind that destroys the whole town. Finally fed up with the annual rebuild, citizens of Nascarnia decide to overthrow Nascar Renee, the racer of all racers. Is Nascarnia rid forever of the race or does Nascar Renee huff and puff and blow the town down? Find out in Windfall, featuring the hit song, "Nascar Race is he Place to Be."

They're back...

The cast is back in action tomorrow, June 9 at 8PM at the Triad (158 W. 72nd Street).

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BNHM H!Ts TriBeCa~

The cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical made a cameo at the Family Festival Street Fair at the Tribeca Film Festival on Saturday.

The nominated songs were....

The Lion That Ate the Tiger

I Ate 10 Pounds of Annie's Pasta

Come check out the show June 9 at 8PM at the Triad!

Winner: 4/21

From the happy car to the only shaky corner of the train, there is no stopping this Train To Nowhere, featuring the song "Your Rippling Bronze Muscles." When a socialist train conductor from the early part of the century is ever so slightly pushed over the edge by the upper class on board, he decides to derail their privileged lives by cutting the breaks of the train. Will the train ever stop? Will an affair survive the trip? Will two people rush into marriage despite a spouse's sudden death?

CONGRATS Rob Schiffmann~

Congratulations to BNHM's Rob Schiffmann for winning and INNY for Best Improv Coach.

Red Carpet: April 9, 2011

BNHM Host Greg Triggs follows the Red Carpet to the Triad Theater during the only matinee show this run, Greg comes across a fashionably religious youth group trecking down the carpet. That proves it. God loves improv. And so will you. Come join us next time on the BNHM Red Carpet~

Runners Up 4/14

"Does Your Butt Like My Butt Like My Butt Likes Yours?" From the Show BUTT OF COURSE

"How the Wind Blows" From the Show, THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING ... AND SO AM I!

"The Stars Shined on My Sex" From the show, DEHYDRATION

And The Winner Is...(4/14)

It's Nineteen Hundred and Forty-Four. The country is at war and so is one couple livin' together in a cold water flat. Paul, gettin' ready to ship out says dames got no place on the battlefield. His gal, so oppressed that she doesn't even have a name, disagrees and will do anything to prove her point ... even if it means signin' up for duty on Paul's submarine and posin' as a man! She becomes Major Parkinsons and does her best to make sure it's not one man's navy anymore! Does she succeed? Does Paul go down ... with the ship? Find out in Sunken Dreams featuring the hit song, "FLEET WEEKS A COMIN' MAJOR!"

Runners Up 4/09/11

A young English immigrant is the catalyst for change at the candy shop of the rich and wealthy of Missouri when he bites into "Felt Tipped Pretzel Rods" from the show Fancy Treats.

See What Develops when the only film developer in all of Italy and the world, breaks his code of ethics and looks at some photos. You will leave wanting "Lotions and Potions that Make You Chafe."

On the docks of Louisiana, sexual harassment is all the rage, but these guys are just Bluffin', when they sing "I'd Hit That."

REVIEW: City Guide

Check out what City Guide had to say about BNHM!

http://cityguideny.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=45432

Drum Roll Please...

A social commentary of the triumphs and tribulations of obesity in the US, Super Duper Loser follows high school student Millicent from Over-eaters Anonymous to center stage, where she overcomes her size and sound. In "I Really Want to be on Broadway, But I'm Too Fat and I Can't Sing," Millicent shares her dreams with her fellow over-eaters. Is bigger really better? Will there be a Schin 2? Find out only at Broadway's Next H!T Musical...

SONG CLIP: I Squeezed My Love Like a Bagpipe (3/17/2011)

Runnnning UP 3/31

"My Little Red Babbette" from the French infused musical, Postal Arrest

"Why Am I Marooned on the Forrest Moon of Endor" from Out There: A Space Musical

"Chinese Soup" from The Little Delivery Boy

Winning this week...

Spanning 80 years in 30 minutes, a musical that will send you home with more neurosis than you came in with, The Neurotics featuring the hit song "Is There Anything Wrong?" took home this week's Phony Award!

Susie Mosher comes to BNHM

Come see star of the stage and screen, Susie Mosher, as she shares the stage with Broadway's Next H!T Musical this week only!

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann & Ralph Buckley by March 31!

BNHM making a SPLASH

This Monday, the cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical will make a special one-act performance at SPLASH BAR's "Curtain Call." Stop by Monday night for this special engagement.

WHERE: SPLASH BAR

50 W. 17th Street

WHEN: Monday, March 28 starting at 11:30PM

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann & Ralph Buckley by March 31!

Runners Up 3/24

"Poop & Politics" from the musical You Gotta Play Dirty to Win

"I Just Had A Social Collision" from the musical Lost At Sea

"Making Love on the Sofa" from the musical Couch Time

SONG CLIP: Lindsay Lohan and Winona Ryder Went Shopping (2/10)

You read the headlines. You saw the news. But did you HEAR the song? From mermaids to mean girls, these ladies brought a lesson to the off (off) Broadway stage...

Starring:

Rob Schiffman

Stefan Schick

Rebecca Vigil

Deb Rabbai

Piano:

Eric March

The Audience Voted...

Called a "trannys-formational" musical, The Solution Cuts Both Ways brought home the Phony award this week. This tale follows a secret passion that inspires a once beef-of-a-man to live out a normal life as a tranny, Robin. Her free spirit and passion touches her closest friends. But when the two sons of Robin's lady friend plan to overthrow their mother's lifestyle in "Throw Mamma From the Tranny," you wonder if the whole cast will make it through alive...

This show is best enjoyed with Gatorade or vodka (straight, of course).

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann and Ralph Buckley by March 31.

Valerie Smaldone THIS WEEK with BNHM

Join the cast of BNHM this week with a special guest appearance by award-winning radio personality, Valerie Smaldone. You know what she sounds like. So come out put the voice to a face!

And...

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann & our Producer Ralph Buckley by March 31st~