The Phony Goes To...

Poor Frizelda, a teen witch with raven colored hair, is isolated in the woods of Winston Salem in 1692. Her mother protects her the best she can but everyone knows that mornings are for going to market and there Frizelda meets Reginald Walter the witch hunter. It's love at first sight. When he glimpses her pearly white fangs he's a besotted fool willing to do anything. He'll even turn on Mr. Salem the head witch hunter Frizelda's mother had an affair with 18 years prior. Witch-ever outcome, witch-ever way it goes, one thing is for sure--love can shine through the darkest of clouds as proven during DON'T RAIN ON MY LAPTOP from the show GET OUTTA HERE DEMON!

The (1/6) Winner Is...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder; but what happens when one of the beholders is blind? Michael is handsome perfection ... and he knows it. Beauty such as his is fragile, especially when you're surrounded by sprinkler systems full of acid. Something bad is bound to happen. It's Fosse meets THE MIRACLE WORKER meets BEAUTY AND THE BEAST. Meet narcissists galore and one special lady with a Minolta as Michael sings, TAKE MY PICTURE from the show MeEeEe!!!!!

New Year, New Shows

Come out and catch the first shows of 2012 on January 6th & 7th at the Triad.

Tickets are $10 off through December 31st!

General Admission: $10

Premium Seating: $20

(+ two drink minimum, cash only)

January 6 @ 9PM

January 7 @ 7PM

The Triad

158 W. 72nd Street

11/17 BNHM's Last NYC Show of 2011

The cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical is back in New York this Thursday @ 8PM, performing their last show of 2011 in the City.

Purchase ($20) tickets in advance and get a $5 credit toward show merchandise!

The Triad

158 W. 72nd St.

Tickets are available on SmartTix~!

Tony's Week Phony Winner is...

"Nascar Race is the Place to Be," but as the cars zip through Nascarnia each year, they bring a wind that destroys the whole town. Finally fed up with the annual rebuild, citizens of Nascarnia decide to overthrow Nascar Renee, the racer of all racers. Is Nascarnia rid forever of the race or does Nascar Renee huff and puff and blow the town down? Find out in Windfall, featuring the hit song, "Nascar Race is he Place to Be."

They're back...

The cast is back in action tomorrow, June 9 at 8PM at the Triad (158 W. 72nd Street).

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SHOW: JUNE 9, 2011

It's back.......But only June 9th! So come out to the Triad at 8PM and catch the cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical put on a show fit for a Phony. Check out our website for ticket information!

Triad Theater

158 W. 72nd Street

Winner: 4/21

From the happy car to the only shaky corner of the train, there is no stopping this Train To Nowhere, featuring the song "Your Rippling Bronze Muscles." When a socialist train conductor from the early part of the century is ever so slightly pushed over the edge by the upper class on board, he decides to derail their privileged lives by cutting the breaks of the train. Will the train ever stop? Will an affair survive the trip? Will two people rush into marriage despite a spouse's sudden death?

CONGRATS Rob Schiffmann~

Congratulations to BNHM's Rob Schiffmann for winning and INNY for Best Improv Coach.

Red Carpet: April 9, 2011

BNHM Host Greg Triggs follows the Red Carpet to the Triad Theater during the only matinee show this run, Greg comes across a fashionably religious youth group trecking down the carpet. That proves it. God loves improv. And so will you. Come join us next time on the BNHM Red Carpet~

Runners Up 4/14

"Does Your Butt Like My Butt Like My Butt Likes Yours?" From the Show BUTT OF COURSE

"How the Wind Blows" From the Show, THE CLIMATE IS CHANGING ... AND SO AM I!

"The Stars Shined on My Sex" From the show, DEHYDRATION

And The Winner Is...(4/14)

It's Nineteen Hundred and Forty-Four. The country is at war and so is one couple livin' together in a cold water flat. Paul, gettin' ready to ship out says dames got no place on the battlefield. His gal, so oppressed that she doesn't even have a name, disagrees and will do anything to prove her point ... even if it means signin' up for duty on Paul's submarine and posin' as a man! She becomes Major Parkinsons and does her best to make sure it's not one man's navy anymore! Does she succeed? Does Paul go down ... with the ship? Find out in Sunken Dreams featuring the hit song, "FLEET WEEKS A COMIN' MAJOR!"

Runners Up 4/09/11

A young English immigrant is the catalyst for change at the candy shop of the rich and wealthy of Missouri when he bites into "Felt Tipped Pretzel Rods" from the show Fancy Treats.

See What Develops when the only film developer in all of Italy and the world, breaks his code of ethics and looks at some photos. You will leave wanting "Lotions and Potions that Make You Chafe."

On the docks of Louisiana, sexual harassment is all the rage, but these guys are just Bluffin', when they sing "I'd Hit That."

REVIEW: City Guide

Check out what City Guide had to say about BNHM!

http://cityguideny.com/viewcolumn.cfm?colid=45432

Drum Roll Please...

A social commentary of the triumphs and tribulations of obesity in the US, Super Duper Loser follows high school student Millicent from Over-eaters Anonymous to center stage, where she overcomes her size and sound. In "I Really Want to be on Broadway, But I'm Too Fat and I Can't Sing," Millicent shares her dreams with her fellow over-eaters. Is bigger really better? Will there be a Schin 2? Find out only at Broadway's Next H!T Musical...

SONG CLIP: I Squeezed My Love Like a Bagpipe (3/17/2011)

Runnnning UP 3/31

"My Little Red Babbette" from the French infused musical, Postal Arrest

"Why Am I Marooned on the Forrest Moon of Endor" from Out There: A Space Musical

"Chinese Soup" from The Little Delivery Boy

Winning this week...

Spanning 80 years in 30 minutes, a musical that will send you home with more neurosis than you came in with, The Neurotics featuring the hit song "Is There Anything Wrong?" took home this week's Phony Award!

Susie Mosher comes to BNHM

Come see star of the stage and screen, Susie Mosher, as she shares the stage with Broadway's Next H!T Musical this week only!

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann & Ralph Buckley by March 31!

Runners Up 3/24

"Poop & Politics" from the musical You Gotta Play Dirty to Win

"I Just Had A Social Collision" from the musical Lost At Sea

"Making Love on the Sofa" from the musical Couch Time