The Phony Goes To...

Poor Frizelda, a teen witch with raven colored hair, is isolated in the woods of Winston Salem in 1692. Her mother protects her the best she can but everyone knows that mornings are for going to market and there Frizelda meets Reginald Walter the witch hunter. It's love at first sight. When he glimpses her pearly white fangs he's a besotted fool willing to do anything. He'll even turn on Mr. Salem the head witch hunter Frizelda's mother had an affair with 18 years prior. Witch-ever outcome, witch-ever way it goes, one thing is for sure--love can shine through the darkest of clouds as proven during DON'T RAIN ON MY LAPTOP from the show GET OUTTA HERE DEMON!

The Last Winning Song of 2012~~~

Who says the American Space Program is on hiatus? A group of space explorers is out searching for a new planet to replace Pluto when Benjamin the Navigation Officer veers the vessel off-course by following Captain McCloskey's orders! Now it looks like they're lost in space! Thanks to his love for Miriam the space-hottie perhaps the Captain can find their way back home in time for Benjamin to be reunited with his wife Tabitha and the three puppies he has yet to meet. It could all boil down to Maddie the space pilot of questionable gender but she's got a case of the stupids ... and it's contagious! The whole thing is Out There, Far Out There, featuring the award winning song, "Steve Give Me a Sign!"

BNHM Heads to Brentwood this SATURDAY!

Come see the cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical this Saturday (12/3) at:

VAN NOSTRAND THEATER

at Suffolk County Community College

Crooked Hill Road

Brentwood, NY

12/3 @ 8PM

General Admission: $17

11/17 BNHM's Last NYC Show of 2011

The cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical is back in New York this Thursday @ 8PM, performing their last show of 2011 in the City.

Purchase ($20) tickets in advance and get a $5 credit toward show merchandise!

The Triad

158 W. 72nd St.

Tickets are available on SmartTix~!

On the Road Again~

BNHM heads to Manchester, New Hampshire on October 14.

Come check out the cast the Dana Center at St. Anselm College this Friday at 7:30PM.

Anchorage, Take 3: 10/8

Leaving Alaska with a Phony Award is the song "Dancer's Folly" from the musical Wear It Proudly.

Jean-Luc and Pierre-Phillipe both aspire to be the best dancer in the world but there’s only room for one at the top. Pierre-Phillipe will do anything it takes including manipulating Madame Philipetta to make Jean-Luc wear outlandish costumes. Who will waltz their way to super stardom? And what of poor cockney Jeanette who can barely twirl even though Pierre-Phillipe makes her heart leap? It’s all a "Dancer's Folly" from the show Wear It Proudly.

Runners-Up

"The Love Doc of the Jersey Shore" from the musical Head Full of Grease, Heart Full of Love

"Marsupials" from the musical Trouble in Da Jungle

"Unicorns Are for Wimps" from the musical At the End of the Rainbow

Anchorage, Take 2: 10/7

Finally receiving the recognition it deserves, "On My Way To the Bathroom" from the musical Why I Aughta took home the Phony this Saturday.

In a world where almost everyone is named Johnny, there’s sure to be trouble on the way to the john. Johnny Two Lobes isn’t sure on which side of the law he wants to fall. Is he a criminal or a good guy? Are Johnny No-Nose and Johnny Tall-Tall devoted criminals, secret gay lovers or both? And is Antanella pushing pasta or laundering money for the mob? You’re sure to find out during "On My Way To The Bathroom" from the show Why I Aughta!

Runners-Up

"Gorgonzola Blueberry" from Sweet Bakery

"A Teenage Dream" from I'm Outta Here

"How Could Anyone" from Bicycle for Two

BNHM on 92.9 KFAT

BNHM 's Deb Rabbai and Greg Triggs made a guest appearance on 92.9 KFAT

Deb&Greg with Mike, Sarah & Brad, hosts of "Morning Chaos"

on 92.9 KFAT~

Anchorage Voted...

From the musical High School High, Nerd Fighters Take Over the Big Stage took home the Phony Award on October 6, 2011.

Sondra is the head cheerleader. Darnell is her smarter than he looks jock boyfriend. Mr. Oosik is the only staff member of High School High. He's the teacher of every class. He is the janitor. He is the principal who is not a pal. It's the nerds vs. the jocks as the school tries to mount the big musical. What no one knows is one girl, Sassy Clarissa is playing on both teams; but she may not know it either. Evidently she suffers from associative personality disorder ...

Which side will win? Find out as nerd fighters take over the big stage in High School High!

The Runners-Up:

Oosik Wrangler

Book Club, The Musical

You Can't Get There From Here

This Saturday...

Broadway's Next H!T Musical will be performing in a 30-minute spot the Del Close Marathon. If you need your fix of BNHM, you can catch them at 11:30AM @ the hudson guild (444 w. 26th st.)

Tony's Week Phony Winner is...

"Nascar Race is the Place to Be," but as the cars zip through Nascarnia each year, they bring a wind that destroys the whole town. Finally fed up with the annual rebuild, citizens of Nascarnia decide to overthrow Nascar Renee, the racer of all racers. Is Nascarnia rid forever of the race or does Nascar Renee huff and puff and blow the town down? Find out in Windfall, featuring the hit song, "Nascar Race is he Place to Be."

They're back...

The cast is back in action tomorrow, June 9 at 8PM at the Triad (158 W. 72nd Street).

www.smarttix.com

SHOW: JUNE 9, 2011

It's back.......But only June 9th! So come out to the Triad at 8PM and catch the cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical put on a show fit for a Phony. Check out our website for ticket information!

Triad Theater

158 W. 72nd Street

CONGRATS Rob Schiffmann~

Congratulations to BNHM's Rob Schiffmann for winning and INNY for Best Improv Coach.

And The Winner Is...(4/14)

It's Nineteen Hundred and Forty-Four. The country is at war and so is one couple livin' together in a cold water flat. Paul, gettin' ready to ship out says dames got no place on the battlefield. His gal, so oppressed that she doesn't even have a name, disagrees and will do anything to prove her point ... even if it means signin' up for duty on Paul's submarine and posin' as a man! She becomes Major Parkinsons and does her best to make sure it's not one man's navy anymore! Does she succeed? Does Paul go down ... with the ship? Find out in Sunken Dreams featuring the hit song, "FLEET WEEKS A COMIN' MAJOR!"

Benefit for JAPAN! ~THIS THURSDAY~

Come to the Triad this Thursday APRIL 14 and $5 of your ticket will be donated to the JETAA USA Japan Earthquake Relief Fund. We will also have a donation box.

Please come help us support the earthquake relief efforts in Japan!

JETAA New York (JET Alumni Association) is the alumni organization for participants of the JET Programme in Japan. The local New York chapter continues to celebrate and share Japan and Japanese culture in the city.

Drum Roll Please...

A social commentary of the triumphs and tribulations of obesity in the US, Super Duper Loser follows high school student Millicent from Over-eaters Anonymous to center stage, where she overcomes her size and sound. In "I Really Want to be on Broadway, But I'm Too Fat and I Can't Sing," Millicent shares her dreams with her fellow over-eaters. Is bigger really better? Will there be a Schin 2? Find out only at Broadway's Next H!T Musical...

SONG CLIP: I Squeezed My Love Like a Bagpipe (3/17/2011)

Runnnning UP 3/31

"My Little Red Babbette" from the French infused musical, Postal Arrest

"Why Am I Marooned on the Forrest Moon of Endor" from Out There: A Space Musical

"Chinese Soup" from The Little Delivery Boy

BNHM making a SPLASH

This Monday, the cast of Broadway's Next H!T Musical will make a special one-act performance at SPLASH BAR's "Curtain Call." Stop by Monday night for this special engagement.

WHERE: SPLASH BAR

50 W. 17th Street

WHEN: Monday, March 28 starting at 11:30PM

Don't forget to VOTE for BNHM, Rob Schiffmann & Ralph Buckley by March 31!